I had a recruiter tell me I needed to shorten my resume. She said, "Off the record, your resume screams old."

It's not my fault I got older.
I tried to stay young. I even purchased a pair of Adidas Sambas.
But time marches, and hair grows in my ears.
I'm not that old–I still have a kid in High School. But in the creative industry, I'm a centenarian. I'm a Steve-osoarus. A mushroom-infested sack of prehistoric strategies.

Listen, older creatives have so much to offer.
I've got a lot of words left in me.
So much wisdom to pass down.
A ton of great stories.
And a willingness to learn.